Excuse Generator Hello.What is your name? What is the name of the person you need this excuse for? How will this excuse be used? To get me out of work. To get me out of school. To get me out of the house. What kind of Cardinals fan best describes you? The Hardcore Heckler:This guy wears red body paint in place of a shirt. He begins taunting the opposing team after his fourth beer with the “Hey batter, batter!” chant. The Enthusiastic Cheerleader:She has a foam finger on one hand and cotton candy in the other. She is often guilty of being ʻthat personʼ who starts the wave during the 8th inning. The Bandwagon Socializer: They spend more time on their phone than watching the game. Just along for the ride because they got their tickets for free. The Stats Nerd:Brings their own score book to games. They can quote batting averages from the 1982 starting lineup. Who’s on first? “What’s on second?” “I don’t know, but he sure is cute.” “I’m pretty sure that would be the first baseman.” “I don’t care, I’m outta beer.” What’s your favorite ballpark food? hot dogs nachos peanuts beer other Who would win in a fight? Captain Kirk Han Solo Edward Cullen Harry Potter